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(or possibly on some other planet)

Experience the 21st century NOW!

This homepage was made exclusively out of organic, home made electrons, grown in the pollution free environment of Antarctica. No whales, seals, crocodiles, lawyers, ostriches or raccoons were killed during its production. And last but not least, I would like to mention that all the consonants on this homepage are purely fictitious. Any similarity with real consonants is either a matter of coincidence or indication of your vision problems.

Absurdistan is a lovely place somewhere between the East and West Poles. It has too many characteristics to list here, but the one you can already see is that it rains there 365 days a year (sometimes even 366 days). If rain bothers you, come back in winter. You are welcome to visit any place you wish - just make sure you don't get too close to the border (unless you consider yourself a lion food). At any rate, read the safety tips below and have fun.

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Safety tips (to be obeyed between 5am-4am)

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It is not quite clear at this moment, whose opinions are presented on this homepage. They don't seem to be mine, nor do they seem to be those of: Gregory Abbott, Christopher Abernathy, Jeff Absher, Chris Albert, Julieta Alvarez, Scott Andrews, Stacy Arnold, Christina Bain, Michael Bastin, John Belanger, Charlie Bell, Michael Bishop, Chris Bouchard, Anthony Breimeier, Frits Brouwers, Dan Cagney, Jason Caston, Albert Chalegua, Andrew Collado, David Creech, Judith Daniels, Diana Diehl, Bryan Dunne, James Erickson, Brian Garkie, Vincent Gills, Amy Gralewski, Jason Haines, Brian Harris, David Henke, Edward Hennessy, Barbara Herbert, Michael Horn, Gregg Horras, Cynthia Hunt, Anthony Jacobi, Doris Kessler, Robert McMahon, Alexander Melville, Bryan Naosh, Par Nelson, George Patton, Cheryl Respass, Matt Richwine, Kathy Russell, Josh Rutgers, Susan Sarandon, Trish Sarnack, Barbara Schilling, Rudy Sessa, Marcus Steele, Joseph Sweeney, Patrick Terentieff, Helen Toll, Dick Tracy, Arthur Tracy, Joe Tyler, Monica Vandermonde, James Watt, Peter Witten, Claribel Woods, Francis Wrocklage, Susan Younger, Roshonne Zygmund and many and I mean REALLY many others.


And that's all folks
have a nice rest of your life
take it easy
and if you need anything, don't hesitate and buy it.


First updated: June 11, 1995
© 1995-99 Jan Rehacek: (honza@trail.com)