What's old in Absurdistan?
(just about everything, namely...)
Nothing's old yet...
CIMRMAN'S, CZECH, MATH and WEIRD COUNTIES explored.
They will become old in a few months.
RIO BIO, EJSI and FAKE LAKE discovered. They might last new
for a few weeks, but soon will become old too. Sorry.
INFO JUNGLE discovered. Due to incredible growth of WWW,
Info Jungle was old already two weeks ago.
Facts about Absurdistan and a map were added to the main page.
PINK MOUNTAIN was found. It looks pretty old already too.
UNIVERSITY OF ABSURDISTAN got its home page. It should be old
at the beginning of a new quarter.
INSTITUTE FOR RETARDED STUDIES was adjoined.
DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION and WORSE BUSINESS BUREAU were founded.
They'll become old at the beginning of the new fiscal year.
Absurdistan's Embassy moved from "math.gatech.edu" to "trail.com".
PROJECTS RW and UVGN started. They should stay new at least
until the beginning of 97.
HIC SUNT LEONES rebuilt, counter set up.
A message from aliens added to Weird County.
Main page rebuilt. A flag of Absurdistan added to "facts".
An English mirror of the Analytic Beer homepage linked
to Math County. It was old already.
April 97 Finally! Just about everything seems to be
pretty old. I wonder how long it will last.
July 97 LA FIONCO added. It's been on the map for some
time, so it is old effective immediately. I also added a
dictionary of military slang to Czech County (only for those lucky few
that speak that funny language).
November 97 ABSURDISTAN ADULT AREA built. It'll be old soon.
September 98 Newspaper "ABSURDISTAN TIMES NINE" added.
They don't publish new stuff so it is old by definition.
July 99 "Highlights of Cimrman's life" added to Cimrman's County.
The English Pavilion added to the Project RW page.
October 99 Embarrassy of the US opened its hotline.
ANIMAL PERSONALS appended to the Absurdistan Times Nine.