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This homepage was made exclusively out of organic, home made electrons, grown in the pollution free environment of Antarctica. No whales, seals, crocodiles, lawyers, ostriches or raccoons were killed during its production. And last but not least, all the consonants on this homepage are purely fictitious. Any similarity with real consonants is either a matter of coincidence or an indication of your vision problems.



And that's all folks
have a nice rest of your life
take it easy
and if you need anything
don't hesitate and buy it.


First updated: June 11, 1995
© 1995-2004 Jan Rehacek (trumpeta8@yahoo.com)
McLean, VA 22102, USA

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