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SURF WITH CAUTION

Absurdistan is a lovely country somewhere between the North and South Poles. It has too many characteristics to list here, but the one you can already see is that it rains there 365 days a year (sometimes even 366 days). If rain bothers you, open your umbrella.

You are welcome to visit any place you wish - just make sure you don't get too close to the border. There are lots of hungry lions outside Absurdistan. Read the safety tips below before you surf. And speaking about warnings, here is one for mathematicians:
This HOMEpage is HOMEomorphic to the Cantor set, so mind your steps.

COUNTIES

• Math County (my interests in mathematics)
• Cimrman's County (a tribute to the greatest genius of all time)
• Czech County (gateway to the Czech Republic)
• Weird County (miscellaneous information about Absurdistan)

OTHER PLACES TO VISIT

• Ejsi, DC (the capital of Absurdistan)
• University of Absurdistan (classes you don't want to miss)
• Info Jungle (my favorite links)
• Rio Bio (only personal and biographical stuff)
• Fake Lake (Hey Beavis - check this out...)
• Hic Sunt Leones (the name says it all)

Here are some safety tips for your visit in Absurdistan:

• If you get lost use the map. If you don't know how to use a map, get lost.
• Have your blood pressure checked every 15 minutes.
• Put your wallet under the keyboard.
• If some statement doesn't make sense to you, try multiplying it by 2+3i.
• Don't talk to the computer screen in the presence of your supervisor.
• New links are either red or yellow. The used ones are blue or pink, depending on the background. Don't follow links with strange colors or smells.
• If you are attacked by birds, press the F1 key. If your keyboard doesn't have it, smash the birds with a mouse. For best results use the "first come, first served" principle.
• The standard voltage in Absurdistan is 99V. Please, adjust your coffee maker.
• Avoid lions. They are NOT user friendly.
• For transportation use Netscape (strongly recommended), Mosaic or Cimrman's Webus.
• If you don't understand something, don't worry. The chances are that I don't get it either.

And here are some facts about ABSURDISTAN.

honza@absurdistan.sin.cos

Last updated: Nov 4, 1795 ************* Jan Rehacek GaTech POBox 330405 Atlanta, GA 30332 (jrehacek@math.gatech.edu)